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Joke of the Day
"What do two Wrights make? A plane"
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"[awful tragedy happens] me (rolling up sleeves): time to be an idiot online"
"Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas? Apesy daisy!"
"A man wanks into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""We don't serve your typo here"""
"The problem with the world today is that intelligent people are too smart to have children."
"A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. ""Have you had any bites?"" asked the second man. ""Yes lots"" replied the first one ""but they were all mosquitoes."""
"I have a lot in common with my brake rotors.. We're both warped and barely functioning."
"You know you've had too much to drink when you ask Siri to drive you home."
"Dude that's not a tire swing its a warning to other tires that trespass in my yard"
"What is a phobia of chainsaws called? Common sense."