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Joke of the Day
"A man wanks into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""We don't serve your typo here"""
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"What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons? Jose and Hoseb"
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? Hand eyeeeeeeeeee"
"Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own? because it was too tired."
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"""I want you back in my arms..."" - me, drowsily, to the bag of blood hanging beside the donation bed"
"LPT: Always sneeze when calling in sick to work So your boss always ""nose"" that you are really sick."
"What's the difference between marmalade and jam? You can't marmalade your cock up a girls ass"
"I just bought a thesaurus from the book store, however when I got home I found that all the pages were blank! I have no words to describe how angry I am."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill...? Walking... Jk Rowling."