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Joke of the Day
"Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats? Pier Pressure"
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"So Knock Knock Knock Knock Whos There Me Me Who Miguel ps: my name is Miguel"
"If I could be any super hero, I think I'd be Aluminium Man. My superpower would be foiling crime."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Famine_(Ireland)"
"I ran into my ex-wife the other day So I backed up and hit her again, I miss her sometimes"
"What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans? The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich."
"Yoga? No thank you. I'll download an app to my phone so I don't have to stretch for the remote."
"What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college? Bison."
"Sometimes I look out over the new construction in my city, old ground being dug up to make room for the new, and I think to myself: I really should have buried the bodies somewhere else."
"I don't understand why people go to the gym all the time... everything there's so heavy."