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Joke of the Day
"Why is a divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it."
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"What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days."
"I'm agnostic. What happens when I die? Idk..."
"Did you hear about the midget that finally came to terms with his homosexuality? He just came out of the cupboard."
"If you are what you eat... Then i really am an innocent little girl."
"Sometimes I squat... ...and pull my legs up to my chest and lean forward. Why? That's how I roll."
"Trains do a pretty good job of letting you know they're still 7 miles away."
"Air & Sex - Joke Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"In honor of To Set A Watchmen coming out soon, what would Harper Lee's book be called if she was Mexican? Tequila Mockingbird."
"Grandpa joke: What becomes shorter when you add 2 letters? Short"