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Joke of the Day

"Prince's death may have been murder. In these types of cases it's usually the butler or maid. Did anybody dust for Prince?"

"My wife told me I'm fantastic at cutting up cheese I told her she's greater"

"If it wasn't for the gutter my mind would be homeless."

"I asked a magician, ""Can you pull a rabbit out of a hat?"" ""No, but I can pull a hare out of my ass"" - (More effective told out loud) :P"

"Every time my gf stays over we reenact the last scene from Titanic. She hogs 99% of the bed while I'm in the floor hanging on for dear life."

"Did you hear about the intimate blind couple? It was love at first."

"I am never going to procrastinate again... Starting next semester"

"What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer? Wine"

"I owe my life to Justin Beiber. I was in coma for two years, until one of the nurses played one of his songs on the radio in my room. I had to wake up to turn it off."

"The best part of dating a homeless girl is You can drop her off anywhere."