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Joke of the Day
"Touched by Jesus Great words to hear in church, not so great to hear in a Mexican prison."
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"Your Uncle Jack Hello there... I would like to ask you a question about helping an old man......... IF UNCLE Jack HELPS YOU off an ELEPHANT would YOU Help UNCLE Jack OFF AN ELEPHANT?"
"whoever thinks money doesn't bring happiness, transfer it to my account."
"Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box."
"Does a bear pope in the woods?"
"I had a beautiful pearl of wisdom to tweet but I dropped it on the ground and one of my dogs ate it. I should have it back in 12 hours or so"
"This lady went to ISIS to convince her son who joined them to come back home She will beheading home soon"
"Why do black people have white on their palms? There's a little bit of good in everybody."
"I went on a blind date once... ...her name was ....:::..... ::...:..:...:"
"You should never live in the past. Unless you're a time traveler. Cause dinosaurs rule."