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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sex toy bought at IKEA? A ""One Night Stand"""
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"Sometimes I like to run through the street making Super Mario sound effects."
"I am both dyslexic and diabetic... So needless to say I fell in love with the idea of ""All You Can Eat Carb Legs""."
"Today in biology class we learnt about all the health problems related to cigarettes Thank god I switched to crack last week"
"New Facebook technology can identify faces with 97.25% accuracy, and then ask you if you want to tag that statue in the background."
"What do you call an amphibian in hiding? Incognitoad."
"*im applying Chapstick and doing curtseys in the mirror* *dad walks past* *dad double takes* *im doing push-ups and drinkin a protein snake*"
"If Ted Kennedy Dan Quayle Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest which one would win? Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that harass is one word."
"A joke about Chinese censo...mods [removed] [no-explanation] [wewillfindyou]"
"The best things in life are free. The second best things are very expensive."