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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I like to run through the street making Super Mario sound effects."

"And the LORD said "" Come forth and receive eternal life"" John came fifth and received a brand new toaster"

"What do you call a group of paralyzed hippies? Organic Vegetables."

"My friend David lost his ID Now we just call him Dave"

"What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit? Wohahaha! That was funny! XD"

"IF all women are crazy... Then... You might as well pick a pretty one."

"Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name? Because he was feeling a little horse."

"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10? Because seven ""ate"" nine."

"Why can't a chicken coop have more than two doors? Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan."

"Hey, waiters, write down my fucking order. If you're trying to impress people how about don't be a waiter."