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Joke of the Day
"A joke about Chinese censo...mods [removed] [no-explanation] [wewillfindyou]"
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"Why did the broom take a nap? It was sweepy. ಠ\_ಠ"
"How does Stephen Hawking commit suicide? Alt-F4"
"Well no wonder we haven't cured cancer yet. Our standard for the ""best medicine"" is laughter."
"The Russians will probably do well at the World Cup. Today Vladimir Putin gave the Russian team a motivational speech. He said, ""Remember, if you can't beat 'em invade 'em."""
"Jared Fogle gets sentenced 15 1/2 years in prison At least he'll still be able to enjoy footlongs"
"Last night I had a dream that I was a muffler. When I woke up I was exausted."
"When people ask me if I'm working hard or hardly working, I wanna punch them in the face and ask if they're hurting hard or hardly hurting."
"50 Shades He slowly but firmly grabs my throat. I try to say goodbye and I choke. I try to walk away and I stumble...' - 50 Shades of Macy Gray."
"Two guys see a dog licking his balls... The first guy says ""Man, I wish I could do that!"" The second guy replies, ""Maybe you should try petting him first"""