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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an amphibian in hiding? Incognitoad."

"Some people are so obnoxiously stupid all that comes to mind while listening to them is WHAT IS IT LIKE TO CONTINUOUSLY SUCK DONKEY DICKS?!"

"Your momas so fat... You just lost the game inb4 downvotes and madfags"

"Here's another great thing about hot tubs [pulls out a bowl of fully cooked ramen from under the water]"

"My name is fatatata But I am not fatatall"

"Doctor! I think I'm a teepee and a wigwam! Here is a prescription for antipsychotics."

"What do you call a cardboard belt? A waist of paper. -- ^(Credit: Shadow Warrior fortune cookie)"

"Why does the house only have one window? Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)"

"I hate school and got caught skipping the other day... My principal said, ""Walk normal next time, you fruitcake."""

"What do you call deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea."