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Joke of the Day

"Millions of years ago dinosaurs ruled the earth but like all great empires they were eventually brought down by corruption and voter fatigue"

"What happens when you give a politician Viagra? He gets taller."

"Me: ""Bond."" *lowers sunglasses* ""James Bond."" Cashier: ""You've been doing that for 35 minutes. Are you going to buy the sunglasses or not?"""

"How does Donald Trump plan to silence the terrorists? Muzzle 'em"

"Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs? Because the cow has the utter."

"""Have fun"" is just a nicer phrase for ""have a horrible time without me."""

"When I see someone driving the same car I'm driving, I always peer in to make sure it's not me from another dimension."

"Some people won't stop complaining about Steam's new updates... ... I guess they just can't see the Big Picture. (Just thought of this and wanted to share.)"

"Guys, I think I just came up with a new joke! Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs? Cause then there would be a hole in one!"

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? the snowBALLS"