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Joke of the Day
"Why do Canadians like doggy style so much? So they can both watch the hockey game!"
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"My Vietnamese friends just got married. They have the same common last name, so neither of them needed to change anything. You could say it's a Nguyen-Nguyen situation."
"Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow? (Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both ""dead."""
"A man walks into a bar... and his crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart"
"Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks? So his boss doesn't have to retrain him."
"So a Muslim man walks into an elementary school... To pick up his wives"
"What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh? Lend me your ears"
"Jokes I made up I might keep adding onto this if it gets popular enough :) Q: What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock? A: I'm holding Time Square!"
"What's a dancer's favorite type of water? Tap water"
"Instead of saying ""I lost 35 pounds"", say, ""I lost half a super-model"""