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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the fly on the toilet seat? It was Saturn by Uranus."
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"Arrhythmia, blocked arteries, leaky valves, ""Hey, I found you on Twitter"" and other things that will suddenly stop your heart."
"7 days without a pun... Makes one weak."
"Reporters Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip? He just wanted the inside scoop."
"My girlfriend cheated on me I told her to leave the game."
"""If you could take one thing from a burning house, what would it be?"" THE FIRE. I WOULD TAKE THE FIRE AND PUT IT OUTSIDE. Easy. Next."
"Why didn't they let Voldermort play quidditch? ...because he'd always just Slytherin the grass."
"Where do babies come from? Well, when a man and a woman drink alcoholic beverages together..."
"Three men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Three ducks walk into a bar. The fourth one humans."
"I got an oven today. It's pretty hot, isn't it?"