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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Flaming Homosexual? A hate crime."

"RETIRED STUNTMAN: We didn't have fancy CGI. If the script said to drive a truck into a dinosaur, we drove a truck into a goddamn dinosaur."

"How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Lets go ride a bike!"

"My wife remains very racist in her approach to laundry."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a knife? The knife has a point"

"Tommy went to his mom in the kitchen and said: 'Mom! Mom! The dog is having sex!' So mom says: 'Try not to pay attention to it, sweetheart.' to which Tommy responds: 'But it hurts so much!'"

"I can tell our waitress is a slut by the way she walks. Also by the way she fucked every dude I went to high school with."

"Have you ever had an Ethiopian breakfast? Neither have they."

"What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)? Turn off the Playstation."

"What do history teachers make when they want to get together? Dates!"