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Joke of the Day

"7 days without a pun... Makes one weak."

"TIL the polish invented breakdance Have you ever tried stealing a wheel from a moving car?"

"Where do onions wrestle? Onion rings."

"2 grams for $40??? Son, you are getting soooooo ripped off. Go see Jermaine on Fremont St. Tell him Your Mother sent you."

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and vagina? Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded."

"Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment? He kept looking at his hoes."

"I only had a few friends before I got on Twitter. Now I don't have any."

"Reddit TIFU... ...since she said she wanted to be on top."

"Why did the Germans loose WWII? They kept Stalin around."

"Wife: The zoo called Me: [wearing hat made out of live lemurs] they say what they want?"