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Joke of the Day

"I got an oven today. It's pretty hot, isn't it?"

"Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming? (X-post from /r/jokes) Because they are out standing in their field."

"[Paranormal Investigator shows up at Disney World] Ok, show me this so-called ""haunted mansion"""

"I used to be be indecisive.... ....now I'm not so sure."

"Have you heard about Will.i.am's new sitcom? My Name Is URL"

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange? One is wrinkly, sour, and orange. The other gets picked by Mexicans."

"Loved Inception. It took me to exotic places I could never visit in real life, like the first class cabin of an airplane."

"What's green and eats nuts? Syphillis"

"What do you call an Ethiopian squatting to take a shit? A bragging son of of a bitch."

"If you are a rock climber and are looking for new carabiner... I can get you a nice hookup on a deal. Edit: Apparently I can't edit the title to add the missing letter."