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Joke of the Day

"I'm smarter than the average bear. But I'm dumber than most foxes and some of the more intelligent bears."

"Do you know any columbine jokes? I guess I'll give it a shot"

"I'm good at multitasking and procrastinating, which means right now there are at least 28 things that I'm putting off until later."

"Son: Dad I'm in love with a girl just like mum. Father: So what do you want from me? Sympathy?"

"Where do most illegal immigrants go in America? Allah-bama."

"3 things that makes me stress: hot days annoying people stand close to annoying people in hot days"

"""are u crying?"" ""no I just have swag in my eye"""

"If history is written by the victors Then who wrote the history of France ?"

"What did Hillary Clinton do when her email was hacked? She asked Donald Trump to build a firewall."

"What's a boomerang called that's not coming back? A Stick."