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Joke of the Day

"What's a boomerang called that's not coming back? A Stick."

"I invented a Poem: ""I dig, you dig, he digs, she digs, it digs. We dig, they dig, you dig. It's not very good - but quite deep."

"The Greatest Trick the Devil ever played... The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing Columbia House that he intended to purchase more CDs from them once he got his 8 CDs for a penny..."

"Can we hold off on finding a cure for cancer for a minute and focus on getting the timing right on automatic faucets in public restrooms?"

"Drop it! Please, just DROP IT. - My dog, whenever I'm eating."

"Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas? ...because they're still alive."

"I woke up one day and your name just didn't make me smile anymore."

"whats worse than a dead cat on the piano? a diseased beaver on your organ..."

"Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats."

"How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!"