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Joke of the Day
"I have spent the past year looking for my ex's killer. but no one would do it."
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"Laziness Level: I get jealous when it's bedtime in other countries"
"a hot girl asked me what came first, the chicken or the egg? I answered truthfully "" it's usually me""."
"How did the sun die? It went to Detroit."
"I don't understand why people say they don't believe in sex before marriage... It's obviously sex after marriage that doesn't exist."
"My daughters weren't paying attention to me, so I told them Taylor Swift died."
"How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century? Two Chainz."
"What do Asians do during an erection? They vote"
"I went to ferguson and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt And this cash register, and this Xbox, and this flat screen tv."
"I love people who can make me laugh, when I don't even want to smile."