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"Awesome Moment when you are telling lie and your best friend notices and joins you . :)"
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"A joke my dad said about black people! I said, Dad do you like black people? He says, ""Yeah! I think everyone should have one or two!"""
"Reddit, I am a huge fan of corny jokes. The punnier the better. Gimme your best shot. I'll give you one of my favorites: What does a tree do when it goes on vacation? It packs its trunk and leaves."
"What did the x-axis say to the y-axis? This is my domain"
"One of my favorite things about kids is that you only have to feed them once a week"
"Give me your best golf joke. I work with a guy who claims he's heard ever golf joke there is. So far he's been correct, and has known every joke I've thrown his way."
"78% of black men like sex in the shower The other 22% haven't been to prison yet"
"Apple, the FBI, and John McAfee are sitting in an office... Only two were invited, but the third one got in through the backdoor."
":oscopy - How I abbreviate colonoscopy."
"What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules? 2 na"