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Joke of the Day
"In mother Russia..... .... Joke is you."
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"Q: Why did the engineer drive the backwards? A: He had a loco motive."
"The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters So Trump can't tweet it"
"An April fools joke Gotcha April fools"
"If a green man lives in a green house... And a purple man lives in a purple house, And a orange man lives in an orange house, Who lives in a white house? A black man."
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"".. ..is a shitty way to tell a kid they're adopted"
"How do you organise a space party? You planet."
"""OK...that Trust Exercise didn't go exactly according to plan. Once we dispose of the bodies let's keep quiet about this...AS A TEAM!"""
"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws while the other is a pause at the end of a clause."
"While we are on the offensive jokes, here's mine:""What's better than fucking a 13 year old boy against a barbwire fence?"" ""Nothing"""