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Joke of the Day
"What do feminist hate more than men? Sex Offenders"
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"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dictator."
"Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: ""I didn't wake up this morning..."""
"My teacher yelled at me for saying ""black paint."" Apparently, in Spanish class we're supposed to say ""pintura negra."""
"how do you kill a blonde with only one arm that climbed a lamppost? You wave to her."
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"It's here! May The Fourth Be With You!!"
"My parents asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I said I wanna watch. So they let me"
"I tried dropping the Google Maps human icon in North Korea... and he jumped back into his original position out of fear."