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Joke of the Day

"What do feminist hate more than men? Sex Offenders"

"Classroom Nerd (In a high school class room) Girl: Do you see that F@#$ING nerd over there. Teacher: Don't be so mean, he could be your boss one day. Nerd: Sorry I don't plan on being a pimp"

"Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He's looking for a crypt writer."

"A man walked into a bar and took a girl home. What drink did he have at home? A bloody Mary."

"I once went on a date with a playwright It was all going well, until she started making a scene"

"Pro tip for picking up girls - keep your back straight and lift with your knees."

"How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major? They have a mole on their body."

"Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die."

"*Sat talking to a girl at a bar* Brain: Compliment her perfume, nicely. Me: I AM SMELLING YOU Brain: Why do you hate me?"

"What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian? An argument"