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Joke of the Day

"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby EDIT: Holy shit my first front page! Also RIP inbox"

"Studies show that fat men make better lovers than skinny men But my mate Esteban always breaks the bed when he tries!"

"Do you want to hear a powerball joke? Sorry, odds are you won't get it."

"A mother walked in to find her son playing with his privates. ""Oh dear..."" ""...those toy soldiers were supposed to be a surprise!"""

"Hey, car guys, I got a joke for you the Toyota Prius."

"Why did Adelle cross the road? To say hello from the other side."

"A fish angrily clutches an umbrella, furious he's still getting wet"

"[job interview] ""So what would you say is your biggest weakness?"" ""I'm pretty bad at reading situations."" *tries to kiss interviewer*"

"What's it called when a priest is always late? Collared people's time"

"Wanna know the difference between a man and a matgarita? A margarita hits the spot every time."