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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: ""I didn't wake up this morning..."""

"It was recently revealed that 25% of women are being treated for mental illness. Scary shit. It means 75% are running around untreated."

"What's big, huge and hairy? A Goliath bird eating tarantula."

"Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green."

"The memory on my phone is FIFA'ed Sorry.....Corrupt."

"Latvian Joke Stop. Please."

"Why is everyone in an Internet cafe hungry? Server Not Found."

"I paid a fish to come over to re-key my guitar, piano and drums. He was a professional tuna."

"Morning meeting about improving communication cancelled because not everyone knew about it. I wish I could make this up."

"Asked a tennis player about his views on Trumps 2nd Amendment gaffe ( joke ) and Omar Mateens father sitting right behind her in her rally 1. Trumps Comment: Foul 1. Hillary's: Unforced Error"