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Joke of the Day

"I asked my friend who the antagonist of Borderlands is. Me: ""If you tell me, i'll give you some alcohol for free"" Friend: ""Alright then, hand some jack"""

"What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car? Dual air bags."

"if I was a Trucker, I'd wanna' be 1978 macho karate knowin', funny CB-radio trucker, Not the 2010 meth-addled, restroom-gay-sex,herpes-type."

"gordon brown is so boring, if he were a spice girl, his name would be ""salt"""

"I was in Brazil last night, and 3 women approached me and wanted to have sex. It was like winning the lottery. 6 matching balls."

"It's Cultural Appropriation Day.. O wait the Irish aren't Pussies."

"Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order? They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane."

"why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? For drizzle"

"What's the difference between Myspace and My space? One Space."

"So apparently there's a team of refugees at the olympics this year. Do you reckon the Syrian refugees are on the rowing team?"