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Joke of the Day

"So apparently there's a team of refugees at the olympics this year. Do you reckon the Syrian refugees are on the rowing team?"

"Should America Stop Dumping Money Into a Giant Hole? (theOnion)"

"Cop just pulled me over, said I was going too fast. So I took him to dinner first."

"What do you call a therapist? a TALKtor"

"/r/jokes is the most environment friendly sub-reddit around With all the reusing and recycling of old jokes going around."

"What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star."

"I bet the hardest thing about being a gangsta rapper is never being able to really enjoy a scone in public."

"Did you know light travels faster than sound? That's why some people appear bright (until you hear them talk)."

"Mom: You should come camping with us! It's only $100! Me: You want me to pay $100 to sleep outside? Mom: Yeah. Me: I'm getting a new Mom."

"What did Tony Abbott (Prime minister of Australia) do with the half-eaten banana? He re-peeled it."