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Joke of the Day

"Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order? They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane."

"I used to be an adventurer until I took a knee to the arrow"

"Nine out of ten doctors suggest you drink water instead of soda. The one that doesn't lives in Flint, Michigan."

"I saw a woman in the supermarket pick up her kids by the hair Certainly raised a few eyebrows"

"I know it's 3 meals a day,,,,,, But how many at night?"

"Let me tell you guys an Alzheimer joke if I can remember it."

"When hubs is sleeping I put my Care Bear blanket on him and take the most adorable blackmail photos ever."

"On the periodic table, the elements are represented by two groups. The symbols and the atomic number. Law and Order: Atomic Mass Unit"

"Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee? Because they hate French Press!"

"DAD: wat am i chopped liver CHOPPED LIVER: [in this joke imagine choped liver is a sentiemt being] wat the hell is that suposed to mean phil"