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"why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? For drizzle"
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"""My Ex is amazing in all ways. My Ex is smarter, more successful, and more attractive than I am."" - bumper sticker I put on my Ex's car"
"Where does a wealthy lady reside? A womansion"
"why do sandwich fillings look weird ? Cos they're in bread"
"Mona Lisa 1o acto:Una mona aplastada. 2o acto: La misma mona aplastada. 3o acto: La misma mona aplastada. Como se llama la obra? ""La Mona Lisa."""
"Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year? .... because a brazillian things could go wrong"
"Why did the young soldier go off searching for a wounded prostitute? A cowboy told him there was a hoedown."
"A lady told me that Autism is punishment for the sins of the parent. That is the story of me punching a lady in a church parking lot."
"Did you hear about the guy who invented Knock-Knock jokes? He won the no bell prize!"
"What do you call a camel without humps? Humphrey."