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"My wife told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. I stuck it in her 3 times and punched her arm."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gagging noises"
"When I'm driving I listen to the country station because it makes me want to get to my destination faster."
"I found a great app to search for Greek restaurants in your neighborhood. It's called Gyroscope."
"Confucius say lucky girl is girl who meet boy in park and lucky boy is boy who park meat in girl"
"*takes long drag from cigarette* *stares off into the distance* *slowly glances down at hand* *lights cigarette*"
"Who wants to go to Florida with me? I heard the clubs are to die for."
"Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid? To get to the other side."
"Your eyes are like stars. Not because they are bright and beautiful. But because they are so far apart."