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"Creams that smell like fruit play with your brain. Tempted to eat my own leg. Smells like mango, but would probably taste like rare steak."
"How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet? ""Sir, this is a liquor store."""
"Me to 2yo: Hey bud, what are you having for breakfast? Sausage? Eggs? Hash browns? Oh... 8 forkfulls of ketchup? Good job!"
"I heard they finally updated the Encyclopedia of Chronology It's about time."
"Adam Sandler would have the most kills. His jokes are all dead"
"Q: What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests? A: A cramberry."
"Best anti joke ever Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question? A:........."
"I ate something evil and it's killing me... I don't know whether to get an ex-lax or an exorcist"
"What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses."