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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gagging noises"
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"I hate people who support the Nazis They're such deutschbags."
"2 little boys are arguing About whose dad has a better job. First says ""mines a Dr."" second says "" well mines a lawyer"" first says in disbelief "" honest? "" second says "" naw the usual kind"""
"Sex is like Broccoli If you were forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult."
"Knock knock, who's there? ""Star wars episode IV a new"" ""Star wars episode IV a new who?"" ""Star wars episode IV a new whope"" So bad that it's good?"
"I was kicked out for trying to have sex with a girl with down syndrome I wanted to lose my virginity to someone special."
"When someone farts... Guy 1: What'd that asshole say? Guy 2: Just talking shit."
"I'm not sure if Steve Jobs got into heaven... God's a bit touchy about apples..."
"Ghost hunters use special cameras made specifically for taking soulfies."
"What's up? the ceiling"