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Joke of the Day

"Little Susie Why did little Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. *Who's there?* Not little Susie."

"Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree !"

"Did you hear the headline about midget psychic on the run from the Law? It read, ""Small Medium At Large."""

"Hannah Montana DVD: $15, Tub of vaseline: $3, XL box of tissues: $2, Look of disgust from the cashier:Priceless."

"Snitching is common in Thompkins Square Park It's full of rats"

"Is it all black people that have a problem with slavery? Or just mine ?"

"Cop: do you know why I pulled u over? Me: yeah, I was going like 120 back there Cop:.... Me:.. Cop: sir, your tailamp is out Me:..."

"It's 2012, aka the future. Don't ask me to print shit out, sign, scan, fax, etc. You're not the CIA. Dial it down, Patty Printsalot."

"Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened."

"What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate ba-a-a-a"