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Joke of the Day

"When I'm driving I listen to the country station because it makes me want to get to my destination faster."

"How come NASCAR drivers don't get along with each other? Because they're racists. (Race-ists)"

"What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open."

"Stevie Wonder... I don't see what his problem is!"

"I have a good friend who was retired but he needs extra $$$ so he took a job as a taxi driver. Last night, he pulled out to avoid a kid. ... and fell off the sofa."

"What happened to the man who sent a group of crows to the insane asylum? He went to jail because he commit a murder."

"Yo'moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck"

"You would be surprised at how many people will run if you yell ""ITS A TRAP"" and run in a random direction"

"I got free admission for life at SeaWorld For being an Orca Whale."

"What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 ho's."