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Joke of the Day
"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high She seemed surprised"
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"How many elves does a german santa have? Elf."
"I heard George Michael choked on a chocolate bar Careless Wispa"
"I hate when movies use that fakey ""55555"" ZIP code so pranksters won't try mailing letters & postcards to the characters."
"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken."
"The REAL 5 second rule? If you can get to it before the dog, it's yours."
"I'm writing a book called 'Stop Overreacting.' If no one buys it I'm going to kill myself."
"What's big, Scottish, and depressing? Scotland."
"My ""it's cold outside"" post just went viral on Facebook."
"I need to get one of those gadgets for my camera so I can take pictures of myself. I think it's called a narciss-stick."