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Joke of the Day
"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high She seemed surprised"
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"What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road? The dead cat has skid marks around it."
"Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short? He got out on bale."
"I'm sorry sir, your wife didn't make it. Was it *sniff* the lack of prayers on Facebook? Yes sir, I'm afraid it was."
"Professor, please tell us about discrete physical values in quantum mechanics. Sure, one moment."
"Nobody harasses you on the street when you walk around wearing a belt made of live cats."
"What song did the gay guy sing on his way back from vacation in Thailand? Goodbye yellow dick road"
"Wine improves with age. I improve with wine."
"How did the lion lose at poker? He was playing with a cheetah."
"Overheard in 2nd grade class today: ""Do your work! Santa's watching right now."" ""Yeah, my mom told me that ship has sailed for me long ago."""