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Joke of the Day
"What song did the gay guy sing on his way back from vacation in Thailand? Goodbye yellow dick road"
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"I saw Bill Cosby at the bar last night... He asked me if I needed any sugar for my Long Island iced tea."
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. You also miss 100% of the shots you do take because you suck at basketball."
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer I am not sure what they were laced with but I have been tripping all day"
"Why was the pilot jealous of the chef? Because of his ground thyme."
"We Found Love in a Swollen Face Chris Brown ft. Rihanna"
"How do you know if you are having a good time? When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there."
"What does a blueberry do at a party? The Anti-oxy-dance"
"What did Father Buffalo say to Child Buffalo as he left for school? Bison."
"How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian."