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Joke of the Day

"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft office is in big trouble. You have my Word."

"Q: What does a proud computer call his little son? A: A microchip off the old block."

"So, if 4 out of 5 people suffer some medical condition, does that mean the other 1 person enjoys it?"

"The seven deadly sins were having a Mexican stand-off... Greed-o shot first"

"What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator? I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning."

"Was rooting for my friend who was collecting the works of a prolific ancient greek artist found out the name of this artist is ""Circa"""

"Put the punchline in the title. How do you ruin a joke?"

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Hodor. Hodor who? *Hooodoooor!*"

"My first broadway show was about puns. It was a play on words."

"Bum at the bus stop, lady walks up with dress up her crack, bum discretely pulls it out, lady slaps him, [hand gesture pushing it back into crack]"