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Joke of the Day
"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft office is in big trouble. You have my Word."
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"I forgot the word ""torch"" earlier today so I googled ""fire on a stick."" I have two degrees in English."
"""Give it to me!"" she yelled ""I'm so fucking wet! Give it to me now!"" ... She could scream all she wanted. I was keeping the umbrella."
"What do you call a smart pig? Cunningham"
"9/11 Jokes aren't funny... But the other 2 are."
"What happened after the eyeliner and mascara got in a fight? They had make-up sex."
"My friend asked me if i had ever gotten and given oral sex at the same time and i said yes Little does he know i can suck my own dick"
"Rate kickass only this if your name isn't Steve"
"What is another name for a Nissan Cube? A tool box."
"Why is it so hot? I can just feel the sweat roll down kirstie alley's thighs"