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Joke of the Day

"Was rooting for my friend who was collecting the works of a prolific ancient greek artist found out the name of this artist is ""Circa"""

"A black family wins a free cruise 'Oh hell no. We ain't falling for that again'"

"My sex life lately has been like very fine jewelry 100% handmade"

"If I had Pokemon, I'd pretend to understand them. They'd go ""Bulba bulbaaasaur"" and I'd be like ""What do u mean Hitler did nothing wrong?"""

"Judge: how do you plead? Me: [looks at lawyer] Lawyer: [mouths ""not guilty""] Me: hot milky L: *bangs head on desk* FFS just lock him up"

"Have you seen the world's biggest thermometer? I hear it's fair in height"

"Tried a new flavor from my favorite brand of energy drinks. It was the 2nd grossest taste I've ever had in my mouth. (No offense, Andrea.)"

"dating tip #4: when meeting her brother for the 1st time make sure when he goes for the handshake u kiss him on the lips to assert dominance"

"What do you call an old man's hard on? Petrified wood."

"If 9/10 people suffer from herpes.... Does that mean, the last one enjoys it?"