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Joke of the Day

"Was rooting for my friend who was collecting the works of a prolific ancient greek artist found out the name of this artist is ""Circa"""

"What is another term for ob gyn? A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons"

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowls in the corner!"

"Game Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time."

"Confucius say.. Man who farts in church, sits in own pew."

"Why couldn't the redditor fit his dick into Ray Charles mouth? TL;DR"

"If prisoners were allowed to take their own mugshots they would be called, cellfies."

"Did you hear about the fat guy who spent his free time in a British casino? He heard it was a fast way to lose pounds."

"There is a new rapper who is rapping for feminism. People call him feminem"

"What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink? Wataaaah!"