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Joke of the Day

"So, if 4 out of 5 people suffer some medical condition, does that mean the other 1 person enjoys it?"

"Why did the console peasant cross the street? To render the building on the other side!"

"Mr. Webb, what is the greatest threat to national security? ""The dinosaurs in Jurassic World, they always seem to get out"""

"In my spare time I like to read, write, and fall in love with unavailable people."

"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three... He says, ""uno, dos..."" and he disappears without a tres"

"What's the difference between my ex and the titanic? The titanic only went down on 1,000 people!"

"If the meal between breakfast and lunch is called brunch and the meal between lunch and dinner is called linner, what's the meal between breakfast and dinner called? Lunch"

"What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread? Challah!"

"I don't like progeria jokes. They get old fast."

"I just bought shoes from a drug dealer... ... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."