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Joke of the Day
"What's a feminist's favourite school lesson? Triggernometry."
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"[The Justice League on patrol] Superman: Wait! I smell something fishy... Batman:*chuckles* Aquaman: Know what? Screw you guys. I'm going home"
"What is a pirates favorite letter? Most say the letter 'R' But a pirates first love is the mighty 'C' By the mighty 'C' I mean the clitoris YARRRRHHHHHhhh....."
"[preppin for rap battle] *pops retainer out* dont wanna give him any ammunition *takes off suspenders* that should do it *rollerblades away*"
"What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team? One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C^#@$"
"I like my women how I like my steak.... Pink in the middle and not bloody. *I'll see myself out*"
"Wife ""WHY ARE THERE MUDDY FOOTPRINTS ALL OVER THE HALL?"" [Me while trying to push a zebra up into the attic] Must be that damn dog again..."
"If we get matching tattoos I want them on the elbow because weenus together."
"You know what's the biggest turn off for me? Consent."
"I was thinking about telling a Thailand joke... But Phucket."