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Joke of the Day
"What's a feminist's favourite school lesson? Triggernometry."
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"So i was at lunch with a small girl she kept complainin bout how she wanted vanilla ice cream so i said this girl like ice cream cuz she as white as vanilla!"
"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman went to a bar. They all had to leave because the Englishman wanted to go."
"I guess I'm getting old. Now when I hear ""Pour Some Sugar On Me"" I think of 2 things. Who's cleaning it up and I hope we don't get ants."
"""Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you"" Yeah....so is a grenade"
"What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs? A couple of steps closer to their final destination."
"What did one penis say to the other penis? I just want to belong"
"3849. Buying picture frame. 3850. Changing batteries in flashlight. 3851. The X-Games. 3852. Scotch tape. (List of most exciting things.)"
"How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? If her ankles swell when she farts."
"The reason why I am single. Watching batman vs superman with gf. Suddenly wonder women's entry, instant boner. Gf ask wtf is that. I replied dark knight rises"