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Joke of the Day
"My first broadway show was about puns. It was a play on words."
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"What do you call a female comedian? not funny"
"I have a step stool... I never knew my real stool."
"If vid games answered back in real time they'd move lots more units I DIED? BULLSHIT! ""Maybe if you didn't suck.."" *slams x-box on floor*"
"Coworker: How are you doing this morning? Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you?"
"Q: What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake? A: It's not my fault."
"hope no vids surface of the time i opened a bag of potato chips and one flew out and hit me in the eye"
"[date with girl I met at the park] Waiter: is everything ok, sir? Me:*fighting back the tears* Her:*sigh* he expected me to bring my dog."
"Talking to my friend about how useless I am with ladies... Me: ""I even had to stand on a damn ladder yesterday just to kiss my date goodnight..."" Him: ""Wow, was she tall?"" ""No, she hung herself."""
"The Queen is what she drinks... Royalty [ I hope this isn't a repost. I thought of it on my own]"