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"Put the punchline in the title. How do you ruin a joke?"
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"The guy who proofread Hitler's speeches was a Grammar Nazi."
"TIFU by firing a torpedo at an ally submarine Whoops, wrong sub."
"When Thatcher ruled it was Thatcherism! Does that mean we now have Mayhem?"
"A Roman walks into a bar... ...holds up two fingers and says, ""Five beers please""."
"I'm gonna date the first guy to come out of this ""Free STD Screenings!"" van. #goodplan"
"A Gingerbread Man Veteran ...lost his legs in 'Nom"
"[Car dealership] Me: *taps glove box* How 'bout this one? Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold."
"What did the moderate muslim say to the radical muslim? Hello friend!"
"My date asked me if I smoked after sex. I told her ""I dunno, I've never checked."""