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Joke of the Day

"Put the punchline in the title. How do you ruin a joke?"

"If you go to sleep with a itching ass you will wake up with a stinking finger..."

"What did the winner of the weak muscles competition get? Atrophy."

"Why did the smartphone go to jail... [OC] Because it was charged with battery"

"What did the gay guy say to his straight friend? I bet you kiss girls faggot."

"I'm using an old Indian trick in order to wake myself up early: Eating several large curries right before bed."

"Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time? MC Escher"

"Is there anything better than a good ol pat on the back.. to help you get out that last stubborn turd lodged up your sphincter?"

"My friend was having trouble with girls, so I told him there's plenty fish in the sea He's since been charged with beastiality."

"The more adjectives a coffee order requires, the bigger the asshole."