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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar every time Trump said something stupid. I would have a small loan of a million dollars."

"What do you call Batman when he leaves Church early? Christian Bale"

"That awkward moment when your friends are singing ""happy birthday to you"" and you don't know where to look."

"""I'm a big fan of 50 cent. Or as he's known in Zimbabwe: four hundred million dollars."""

"What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn? A garden Jose."

"""Wearing horizontal stripes will make you look bigger and really stand out."" Young Waldo: (whispering) Some day I'll prove you wrong."

"So, I need an aquaculture licence to keep fish in a barrel and a firearms licence to shoot them. This is not as easy as I was led to believe"

"I just saw a guy with no legs. I told him all about my recent stubbed toe. I hope it made him feel better about the whole no legs thing."

"I'd like to thank my skeletal system for all the support it's given me over the years."

"A BJ a days keep the sluts away from my man..."