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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Batman when he leaves Church early? Christian Bale"

"BEST JOKE EVER What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."

"How Germans does it take to change a light bulb? NEIN!"

"What do pirates of the 21st century wear? An iPadth."

"Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke. Joke. Jooooooooooke."

"Preparing a work evaluation for someone who adds shit to my day on a regular. Wondering if ""inbred whackadoodle"" paints a full picture."

"Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water? Because they hate waterboarding."

"the year is 2017: every kfc location has a large shower room installed inside the building to wash away the customers greasy post-meal shame"

"My throat hurts, so I better keep swallowing 50 times a minute to make sure it still hurts."

"I really like passive aggressive people I'm not at all bothered by the fact they are giant cunts one and all."