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Joke of the Day

"""Wearing horizontal stripes will make you look bigger and really stand out."" Young Waldo: (whispering) Some day I'll prove you wrong."

"What's Hitlers favorite video game? Space Invaders"

"why don't Italians have acne? (bad joke) Because it slides off."

"So I attempted to set my new password to p3n1s... It told me that my password wasn't long enough."

"British people must really like Leia in the new Star Wars movie. Stiff upper lip!"

"What do you call the money a prostitute makes? Incum"

"The more you run over a cat... the flatter it gets."

"1) Second. 2) Minute. 3) Hour. 4) Day. 5) Week. 6) Month. 7) Year. 8) Decade. 9) Century. 10) Millennium. 11) Women buying clothes."

"Where does Donald Trump store his books? The fireplace."

"Why was the garbage man afraid of the staff at the sex-change clinic? They give him the willies."