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Joke of the Day
"A BJ a days keep the sluts away from my man..."
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"How are vegans okay with drinking water? They can't eat meat, but they can just destroy a fish's home for a glass of water?"
"IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER you gotta get me a large three topping pizza with stuffed crust"
"[Dog yoga class] Teacher: Alright, let's go into downward human pose [Dogs hunch over and start pretending to text]"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ? Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?"
"""When I hand-write an entire page it looks like I've had a stroke by paragraph two."""
"Drake Bell needs to call his child Taco."
"What do you call... What do you call cheese with no friends. Forever provolone. Sorry for my bad pun"
"Now I know why Charlie Sheen was always Winning... ...he was just being positive."
"I had sex while camping once It was fucking intentse."