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Joke of the Day

"If you are reading this you are probably not blind."

"Girls, If your boyfriend has to ask you for a blowjob... You've failed."

"After tonight's World Series game... It looks like the Indians are going to have a different type of trail of tears."

"If maxi pad commercials didn't exist, us women would have no idea that we're full of blue windshield wiper fluid."

"Prepping for the first day of work after a long holiday break. Currently watching YouTube videos to re-learn how to put on pants."

"Why are elephants large grey and wrinkly? Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins."

"When people fall with their iPhone 6 in pocket and hear a crack sound: ""Please let it be my leg, Lord."""

"What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat? I'm a little hoarse."

"What kind of car does a ghost drive? A boogati!"

"Stand Up Comedy! (You add to other people's jokes in the comments) One guy comments about a joke below, and everybody else will add on to the joke or just relate to it in a comical way. Have fun !"