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Joke of the Day

"Refrigerator ice dispensers are perfect for those times when you need either zero or 5000 ice cubes."

"The USA and Ethiopia played a football friendly. The final score was USA 8, Ethiopia didn't."

"A condom doesn't guarantee safe sex. My friend was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband."

"If you had to choose between Bill Gates' money and world peace... ...what colour should your porsche be?"

"What happens when a rock gets high? He gets stoned.. Badum tsss"

"A priest and a rabbi are walking past a playground..... The priest says to the rabbi, ""Hey rabbi, lets screw those little boys over there."" The rabbi replies, ""screw them out of what?"""

"A friend told me this one. What's the difference between Windows 8.1 and Windows 10? The start menu."

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off teh cliff? tequila"

"I just found out that blackbirds aren't afraid of squirrels and now I'm afraid of blackbirds."

"Knock Knock can i get about 3.50?"