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Joke of the Day
"Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed!"
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"What's the difference between a man and a margarita? A margarita hits the spot every time!"
"Donald Trump has begun work building a wall between the U.S. and Mexico. It's called the wetback setback."
"5 scientists out of 6 say that russian roulette is safe"
"Auto correct changed ""group hug"" to ""grope hug"" and I'm not in charge of the team-building exercises any more."
"Have you ever seen moth balls? Yeah? Well, how did you get their tiny legs apart?"
"Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future."
"The gay marriage referendum was just passed in Ireland. The number of married gay Irish couples will be Dublin."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They're both stuck up cunts."
"my disrespectful teen son somehow got hold of a gluten product and now he wants to become a cat girl"