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Joke of the Day

"I'm convinced that Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live."

"Cheating is such an ugly way to put it. I like to think of it as outsourcing my sex life."

"I'd always wondered why they didn't make pencils with erasers on either side Then I realised there wouldn't be any point."

"I hate it when people come in my house and say hey do you have a bathroom?NO we shit in the sink"

"A couple was having anal sex when he noticed something brown on his penis That was some fucked up shit."

"What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has its pricks on the outside"

"I hope Joe Biden will run for president in 2020 Because when he announces it he's able to say that he's been Biden his time..... I'm sorry"

"I want to learn the Finnish language. But I don't know where to start."

"The barman says 'I'm sorry we don't serve time travelers.' A time traveler walks into a bar..."

"Throughout my entire life, there have always been two things I can count on My hands"