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Joke of the Day
"Why did the feminist get fired from Subway? Because she refused to make a sandwich"
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"Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because there isn't a fucking wall in the way"
"Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well you've got it again!"
"You are more useless than... Stephen Hawking in a power cut."
"Sometimes I ask myself, what would Aquaman do? So I sit in the bathtub and cry about how useless I am."
"A pig with a cold is called... pigachu!"
"I like a girl that isn't afraid to jump in front of me during a robbery & say ""babe, please. I got this one, you bought dinner."""
"I accidentally hit my ex-girlfriend today going 85mph with my car on purpose."
"I want to open up a toupee shop. So when someone questions themselves about buying one, I can say, ""toupee or not toupee? That is the question."""
"ISIS frequently takes credit for random attacks even when they had nothing to do with them, making ISIS basically the Fat Jew of terrorism"