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Joke of the Day
"A blind guy walks into a bar.. And a table.. And a chair.. And a desk"
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"Q: What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Cancer."
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"ID is a funny abbreviation. The I stands for I and D strands for dentification. -Norm Macdonald"